Not Me Monday

Ahhh Monday...what a day you have been.

Today I am totally Not having one of those days that I do Not want to be a mom or wife. I am always on my "A" game and always love getting up early get my day started. I am Not considering letting the kids and hubby fend for themselves b/c I do Not want to cook dinner. I Love cooking everyday so I would never consider letting them eat cereal or whatever they can find that is edible.

I started back last week writing down everything I eat and worked out everyday. And this weekend I totally did Not blow it by eating out twice and then having friends over for which I made yummy food. This morning I did Not weight myself only to find out I had gained back the two pounds that I lost last week. I then did Not get completely discouraged and eat all of my calories for the day before noon. I would never do that. And the crazy part is...I am totally Not trying to convince myself that I need to get my fat butt to the gym...because I would Never need to motivate myself I truly enjoy working out and eating healthy.

I am also Not trying to convince myself that it is okay I am 20 pounds over what I should weigh. I would Never tell myself it doens't matter b/c my hubby says I look great and people tell me all the time they can't believe I have 5 kids. But I totally am Not buying it!
And I totally did Not just bribe my 7 year old to please stay outside with the baby just 5 more minutes so I could type in peace...never...no way...Not Me! I love the little guy climbing all over me and stealing the mouse and banging on the keyboard making lots of errors for me to correct.
Oh well...Tuesday will be here shortly.